euclase2:

Do you ever wonder if your family wonders if you’re gay.




dystopiass:

maytheodds:

his face in the second gif omgf

#HE’S JUST LIKE #'WOW THAT GOT GAY HELLA QUICKLY'#'WOOPSIE DAISY BETTER BACKTRACK' #OMFG #SEBASTIAN STAN




nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything







badwebb:

abrotion:

cleopat-ra:

abrotion:

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 




theyellowbrickroad:

people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird




What never fails to turn you on? — Anonymous

confessionsofayoungescort:




spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

image




milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce







penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom







bottlingyourinsanity:

it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.




jdsalingering:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

i still feel like he started out by saying “I’m no artist…”




twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home